Phone Autopilot

Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.

(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.

Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.

You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.

by ludlow9 February 1, 2012

phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.

"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.

by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010

kosher phone

It is the most kosher a phone can get. A phone called "Quaha-Sarah" (sounds suspiciously like our matriarch), free of the modern day tumah and pritzus of the traditional smartphone, this phone will make you the frummest on the block. If you want to create an even stronger gedder, you can even TAG your kosher phone to ensure your flip phone is truly Mehadrin.

"Yo, is your phone even kosher bro?"
"Yeah, it's a kosher phone!"

by internlyfe January 25, 2021

Oin the phone

The act of discussing one’s sex cult over the phone while playing world of Warcraft

Esfandtv: sorry im oin the phone

Chat: no Esfand you can’t be oin the phone while live!

by Racciimy November 17, 2021

Phone Sniper

Someone who constantly watches their phone, waiting for a text or social media update to pop up in which they'll like and/or comment within seconds. The only time a Phone Sniper doesn't text back immediately is when he/she doesn't want to.

Dude: Hey

(Seconds later)

Phone Sniper: Hey

Dude: That was fast, you phone sniping me?

by Alex Halstead March 18, 2017

phone ditch

When you tell someone that you will call them back and then don't.

Hey! You phone ditched me! Why didn't you call me back?/

by NickNineteenNinety February 23, 2010

phone ganster

A phone ganster is someone who acts tough over the phone but when it comes face to face there really a punk

There was a large girl who always started rumors because she's a jelous person but when she sees her x friends in school she trys to avoid then and act like she's on her phone. But when large girl gets confronted for being such a sally wag she's acts all big and bad on the phone cause she's a phone ganster

by xyessyyx November 28, 2010