The Slutty Pretzel

A sexual practice in which you take a fit looking girl who is in a wheelchair, tie her malnourished legs around your back and make her as salty as you like

"wow u seen that girl in the wheelchair, i would love to make "the slutty pretzel" with her

by verysickboy.1 July 19, 2011

Petzel

Petzel- 1.The all knowing one. 2.The coolest of the cool. 3.The sheila magnet

The Petzel is awsomely awsome.

by Carlos Mencia September 12, 2005

pretzeled

drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed

we got so pretzeled last night after a night of boozing

by Dome Timer November 1, 2006

pretzel

When you finish on a girls face and toss coarse kosher salt on her. A pretzel knot occurs when the hair becomes knotted with salt and jiz.

I totally gave that girl a pretzel last night.

by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008

magic pretzel man

the man with the magic pretzel

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!

by jesus April 2, 2003

Peeta Mellark

Peeta is a baker who spends his time icing cakes, he gets his ass save by Katniss because he can't take care of himself, he is the opposite of manly and does not deserve Katniss. His fans are delusional because they think he is perfect when infact he is a weirdo who has been stalking Katniss forever and just needs to get a life.

Person 1: Peeta Mellark is awesome!
Person 2: NO!

by Miss Awesomeface January 20, 2013

pretzel

Stuff that makes you thirsty.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

by pseudoynm May 13, 2005