pelican cocaine

the situation in which a pelican like figure slips through your child's bedroom window on a warm night and attempts to steal your coke, but is too high to realise he is infact just stealing your salt

"We just got Pelican cocained! "
"No. We didn't. He took the actual coke"
"Fuck"

by Phaedrawithacamera December 29, 2016

pebij

A synonym for overprotective sugary substances.

Man, my stupid Pebij won't let me go outside!

by Vooltan October 15, 2003

Peeling Grapes

The sexual act of oral sex whereby one licks downward from the clitoris to the taint.

“Nah, she’s not ready for sex yet, but she let me do oral last night!

Bro, we’re you peeling grapes?

Ya bro! Clit to taint my man!”

“I was watching this lesbian porn and they were peeling the shit out of each other’s grapes! Peeling grapes is my new favourite genre!”

by Champagnefratdaddi June 8, 2018

Peeling Potatoes

A |white boi| with braces sucks the living shit out of someones dick and scrapes his skin off.

My son got caught peeling potatoes

by Bot666 December 19, 2019

peelin

One of those "X-treme" terms for when something is really good.

That band was peelin
or
That jump was totally peelin

by AB January 4, 2005

pelican head

a name given to some-one who has put far too much gel in their hair in attempt to get a girlfriend

guy 1 "hey see Micheal his trying to get laid ha!"
guy 2 "Oh yeah how do you know?"
guy 1 "hes got a bit of a pelican head on him!"

by generalspicywiener19 December 8, 2010

Pelican Board

Similar to a spring board but relies upon the kinetic energy of pelicans instead of springs.

"The installation of pelican boards in all our new swimming pools has brought much joy to the formely unemployable pelican population of our ficticious city" ~ The Mayor of a fictional city

by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 12, 2003