career paralegal

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers

James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal

by Big Ros August 2, 2008

THE PARAMEDIC

is when you have sex in the missionary position with surgical gloves on and make ambulance noises during sex and then you take her pulse when your done lmaol

mario: my sex life is really boring

luigi: try doing THE PARAMEDIC

by ADAMO S July 13, 2010

the black parade

The third CD from the band My Chemical Romance
This CD gained many new fans for the band
This CD also lost many old fans
Now they are fucking emos
Which means they are sellouts
Many new fans doesn't even know that there are more than one CD from MCR..... sad, isn't it
Also the beginning of the poser movement

kasey: I love the black parade!!!
Old Fan: Cool, have you heard Head First For Halos?
kasey: What?
Old Fan: FUCKING POSER!

by No Name For Slot March 16, 2008

Pontiac Parade

When you see 3 or more Pontiacs in a row on the road

While traveling on I75 North, I noticed the fast lane was reserved for the Pontiac Parade.

by WHITEKAT May 18, 2005

Parade of Homes

Hopping in the car to drive around a quiet neighborhood and smoke pot.

Hey, man, let's do a Parade of Homes before we hit the disc golf course.

by Russellll January 18, 2008

Paraphilosophy

Paraphilosophy is the area of philosophy responsible for the study of supernatural phenomena, questions and issues, mainly involving supernaturality, spirituality, psychicity, sensitivity, empathy, mediumship, astral projection and divinity. Paraphilosophy usually involves themes related to logical supernaturalism, metaphysics, extraphysics, perennialism, divinialism, scientific deism, technodeism and spiritualicism.

"Paraphilosophy is an interesting philosophical area, I like this area so much, I am probably gonna to specialize myself on paraphilosophy and work on this area."

"Paraphilosophy is gonna be a big resistance to neopositivism and to neoatheism inside philosophy, and might give really good non-positivistic philosophical explations to supernatural themes and issues."

by Full Monteirism February 5, 2021

take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders

A term used to describe a love or endearment towards someone or something.

"take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders"

Popularized by a McDonalds commercial where two individuals go back and forth with personifying statments describing acts of endearment and special moments in order prove that the other one loves a sandwich.

As in...

Person 1: "Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because I know you would take it to a parade and let it ride on your shoulders."

Person Two: "Oh Yeah? Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because ..."

by Worldwide November 8, 2006