Clam pancake

n. When something goes really bad or is a big failure.
That motorcycle jump was such a clam pancake.
by FarmerPT October 30, 2019
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Pancake Suicide

a drill used in volleyball, usually for punishment. The players line up on the back line, do suicides (run from the baseline, to the ten-foot line, to the baseline again) but instead of touching the line, everyone must slide, doing a volleyball pancake. Your entire body slides on the floor as you dive flat, and it leaves bruises on your hips, especially. After you dive to the ten-foot line, you get up, turn around, run and dive to the baseline, then repeat to the half-court and the opposite ten-foot lines.
When the players had missed too many passes, the volleyball coach made them all do pancake suicides.
by ASKLFLDFLKJDSF March 08, 2011
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Sticky Pancaked

When you nut between someone's cheeks and it drys up so it's sticky and they can't poop because they can't pull there ass apart.
by Bebop Man September 18, 2021
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Pancake juice

A.k.a -syrup
You- Ma'am can you please point to the isle where the pancake juice is located?

Employee- do you mean syrup?
by Pmoneyman July 23, 2017
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Zebra Pancakes

Intensely delicious pancakes originally made by Ralph Drabble. Used in the treatment of his wife, June's, intense depressions. Usually eaten after June has been very sad but also by other members of the family. Ralph always says "Pancakes make people happy!" They are impossible to resist. They are usually covered in white and dark chocolate and often served with syrup and butter. The effects do not last long but they are delicious. If you want something that will really get you un-sad, try Zebra Pancakes - remember, Ralph Drabble told you!
Ralph: You look a little sad, honeybunch. I know what'll get you going! How about some Zebra Pancakes?

June: Zebra Pancakes? What in the world are they?

Ralph: You've eaten these before. Remember those great pancakes I make you when you're sad. Those are Zebra Pancakes. (he starts making some) After all, pancakes make people happy! You can't resist these.

Beatrice: Zebra Pancakes?! Oh man, a Gunny Granny could be proud of those. See this? (she points to the referee shirt she's wearing) Now, if you're gonna call it a Zebra Pancake, you've got to be dressed as a zebra!

Ralph: Here, taste these! Sweet, isn't it? Even someone who isn't sad should eat my Zebra Pancakes.

Opal: Hello sweetie. Are you eating Zebra Pancakes? I want some, too. Earl almost made me cry today.

Ralph: Here, give these a try.

June: Gee, pancakes do make you happy! Even though the effects don't last long.

Earl: Whoah, she's right. These Zebra Pancakes are awesome! They'll make you a zippy zebra in no time. I'll take seconds! (they all take seconds)

Ralph: I told you so! Zebra Pancakes rule!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 19, 2011
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pancake disrespecter

One who disrespects someone by not letting them finish a pancake.
"Damn woman! I can even finish my damn flapjack without you tryna make me re-tile the roof! I'm not bitting my lip this time! You know what you are?! A straight up PANCAKE DISRESPECTER!"
by La Mothkis October 05, 2014
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drippy pancake

when ur pp still cummin but ur blood ain't flowin
so ur dick soft and ur cum hot
"fucking fuck get your fucking drippy pancake out of me"
"OK"
"ok"
by pancakepenis January 29, 2015
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