Retarded Pain

A pain that increases so rapidly that all control of basic motor functions is lost and all you can manage to do is moan in agony.

Once while pushing a car in sandals my foot was in the path of the tire and as the car got right on top i became struck with Retarded Pain and was unable to push the car off until a friend helped me.

by Tw34kd November 13, 2009

Pain queue

Playing online competitive games on your main account.
The amount of effort you have to put is enormous which starts to cause you mental and physical pain and drives a person to being hopeless and suicidal

"Guy1 : Are you ready for the Pain queue ?"
"Guy2 : Fuck yea, i love getting fucked in the ass!!!"

by Bulg'd bulgarian November 1, 2017

Pain Swamp

The all round aching feeling during a woman's period. When the pain is so bad and it feels like it is spreading through you and all you can do is wrap up in a blanket and try not to cry.

Friend: Hey let's go out tonight?
Me: Fuck that. I'm sinking in a pain swamp of blood and tears.
Friend: Oh shit, I'll be round with chocolate and weed.

by Hot Chocolate Thunder February 25, 2017

Lover pain

Someone in love and who keeps going to the same person who keeps hurting them and giving them pain in there heart

Every time I try she hurts and hurts me and treats me like shit she gave me “lover pain”

by 2Freshx March 10, 2020

pain in the chuff

Pain in the vagina

It's right pain in the chuff!

by Chuffing hell April 21, 2017

Genetic pain

/n/: An unusual and rare malady that can strike spare heirs of British Royalty causing them to toss their toys out of the pram and play victim whilst completely being ungrateful for an extremely privileged upbringing.

Usage: Prince Harry claims genetic pain as his reason for breaking away from The Royal Family.

by SorileaJarra May 13, 2021

T-Pain

A singer that uses no auto tune and is one of the wonders of the world. He is cracked he is awesome.

Guy 1: who is t-pain
Guy 2: a person who is cracked

by T-Pain brother June 5, 2019