Poobarely

One that doesn’t wipe after a bowel movement

McDonald’s was out of toilet paper and I had to number 2 so today I’m a poobarely

by Mandit January 18, 2024

Pokato Chip

A person who is rude and shaped like a chip.

Person 1: Don't be a loser
Person 2: Why be a loser when you can be a Pokato Chip

by DefinitelyNotShadow February 15, 2024

Plokanitis

Being very thin and attracted to octopusses

"Nate Saft has plokanitis. He likes that octopussy."

by octolover May 28, 2024

Pooanpee

The action of a woman pooping on a man’s penis during intercourse.

Friend #1: “Hey man! How was your night with that girl last night?”
Friend #2: “Awesome until she pooanpeed me, it was a GIANT mess!”

by nonuplemg January 2, 2025

pooba diver

One who immerses oneself in fecal materials with or without the use of a mask and snorkel

I was surfing the net when I came across a random pooba diver offering to pay people $100 to swim in their septic tank and film himself while doing it!

by Ferris the Mushroom King January 13, 2025

plookable

plookable

adjective

1 a robot attractive enough for a human to consider plooking

2 a human attractive enough for a robot to consider plooking

3 a robot attractive enough for another robot or gang of robots to consider plooking

Ava, the female robot from “Ex Machina” is extremely plookable. I could plook her all night long.

If you want to listen to some plookable music then go to suno.com/@theplooker
Find out if you're plookable at plookable.com

by ThePlooker March 2, 2025

Polka Dot Pants

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants

I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from

by F34 May 11, 2025