pooke

n. An error of common sense. When someone says something that is known by everyone around to be incorrect or uneducated. Refers to the person not the error

How do i know what temperature to cook this on? There are only numbers on the cooker.

They're gas marks you Pooke

by Tobs123 October 29, 2005

Pooki

Short for Pumuckl, a popular German children's television character with a particularly childish and immature nature.

Oopsie, Pooki filled her diapers again.

by Jack K1 October 18, 2012

Pooks

Inseparable best friends. These friends are closer then family. They sleep together, but they don't "sleep" together. They shower together, but they don't "shower" together. They love each other, but they're not "in love" with each other. The pooks comes in a package. They are known for always being together and commonly invited places as one. They're each other's aces'. They can boss each other around, but they never argue.

Pook 1: "Pooks, I love you!"
Pooks 2: "Pookerz, I love you too!!"

Pooks 1: "Pookuhduhbitch, wtf's your problem? You're fuckin stupid!"
Pooks 2: "Pookuhduhnug get up out my kool-aid"

by Da Pooks October 16, 2010

pookie

1. A female who is super awesome and gives the best advice. You can talk to her about anything and its like if you have known each other for a long time!

2. Someone who comes up with names for people as nicknames.

3. Someone who is proud of what the are.

4. Someone who has a great personality.

"SHE IS POOKIE!!!"

"POLIEE HAS A NEW NAME THANKS TO POOKIE"

"POOKIE IS AWESOME!

by Tolie October 17, 2008

Pookie

Slang term for vagina.

That girls pookie dank.

by velositea April 17, 2015

Pookie

A generic term used by African Americans to reference a lazy and aimless relative, who, however endearing, is also an embarrassment.

"I need you to grab Cousin Pookie to vote; I need you to grab Ray Ray to vote,"
-Barack Obama

by mijoca1 August 5, 2008

pookey

The Filipino word for vagina.

I'm going to shove my ***** into your pookey!

by Neil December 23, 2003