The Poofter

Very much like The Pooter, the handheld device which realistically simulates the sound of a loud rasping fart, The Poofter offers up a more discreet sounding farting noise very much like a hiss or someone trying to slip out a fart unnoticed. It's used exclusively by prankster members of the male gay community. It's a veritable hit at soirées.

Julian is employing The Poofter again to great effect. He's also slipped one out without anyone hearing (due to getting roughly buttfucked that afternoon) so those around him can appreciate both the realistic sound of a gay man farting and the smell. The lesbians love it.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Poofin

The period before dating that involves the hunt. To push up on someone. To move in on someone with intentions of dating or having a casual affair.

Young Berg Song "Sexy Lady"
"this new girl that I'm poofin on
gotta young boy thinkin bout movin on"

by KAOS217 January 9, 2008

poofer fish

pretty much the same as a puffer fish except poofer is more fun to say.

the poofer fish was in the water

by a bored blonde girl... August 18, 2008

poofed

Synonymous with pooped. Poofed means to fell tired, exhausted, or worn-out.

Nick told Berkley to go study before she became completely poofed.

by Da Russian July 30, 2008

Poofsh

(pronounced: Pooh-fh-shh)

A word to express a great confusion, or an insult.

Derived from either poopshit / douche

What the poofsh?,
Shut up you poofsh.,
Where the poofsh are my keys?,
Quit bein a poofsh,

by Logan Pageiddle February 4, 2009

poofta flaps

a gay woman

she is the female equivilent of a poofta ,but with labia-hence the term poofta flaps

by dildonose January 23, 2010

poofed

To expand; enlarge; poof out.

The cat was agitated. His tail was poofed out.

There was a strong wind today. Her skirt poofed out as the wind caught it.

by All Seeing Meteo June 11, 2006