large proportioned individuals who emit an odor like warm processed meat and who wear extremely tight clothing so that ham roles out at multiple locations. Both conditions are required to qualify as a ham pony
plural: Pone Hammy's
plural: Pone Hammy's
"you'll need a crowbar to get the pants off of that ham pony" or "I'm going to ride that ham pony all the way to sloppy town"
Plural: "Cover your nuggets, here comes a herd of Pone Hammy's!"
Plural: "Cover your nuggets, here comes a herd of Pone Hammy's!"
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Did you see Derek last night at the bar? All the ladies say he’s a major cream pony. I think you should give him a shot !
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An elaborate presentation that lacks any imagination or originality, and is intended to impress an audience of rubes or halfwits
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OMIGOD! i was just in the bakery and Billy Miggins and Julie Mc Scrooly were. . . well let's just say he was feeding the pony. And the pony was chewing. it was fucking biting back. Arrrrrgh man that's one fucking dangerous pony.
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