a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you
He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"
Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"
Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"
by Devon March 23, 2005
Get the bitch please mug.When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss June 29, 2016
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A object that is shaped like a flashlight, but is used for male pleasure. They take the piece of glass of the flashlight, and under it is a skin toned, fake vagina. Males stick there dicks into it. It can also be used as a dildo.
Dude, my pleasure flashlight did me well last night. It's like a girlfriend I wish I could have but never will.
by Zaytes March 16, 2017
Get the Pleasure Flashlight mug.Causcasian variant of Nigga please. The phrase "Nigeria please" may also be used. White people cannot say "nigga" without it being followed by s pimp slap. This more white-friendly expression is good for a laugh with your other white friends, but it is inadvisable to use this expression around black people.
Acceptable:
Whitey #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger please!
Not acceptable:
Black person #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger, please!
Black person #1: What the f--- did you just say mutha f---er? (Pulls out 9mm, horror ensues.)
Whitey #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger please!
Not acceptable:
Black person #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger, please!
Black person #1: What the f--- did you just say mutha f---er? (Pulls out 9mm, horror ensues.)
by Sleepy-wan December 21, 2008
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the headmaster shouted "KEVIN! ARE YOU SELF PLEASURING YOURSELF AT THE BACK THERE!"
"no sir" kevin replied meekly " i'm just wanking.
"no sir" kevin replied meekly " i'm just wanking.
by theWestHamfan December 9, 2003
Get the self pleasuring mug.Sony's version of nigga please. Used in a commercial for the PSP. In Sony's commercials, two squirrels talk like black people about how good the portable console is. These commercials are an attempt by Sony to integrate the PSP into the streets, like when they used graffiti for the same purpose. Most people despise these strategies.
First Squirrel: Man, these graphics are NUTS!
Second Squirrel: Yeah. They got more flavour than a pistachio.
First Squirrel: No doubt. I’d woop you head to head!
Second Squirrel: WHAT?! Squirrel please! You have about as much skillz as a chipmunk.
First Squirrel: Yo momma’s a chipmunk!
Second Squirrel: Yeah. They got more flavour than a pistachio.
First Squirrel: No doubt. I’d woop you head to head!
Second Squirrel: WHAT?! Squirrel please! You have about as much skillz as a chipmunk.
First Squirrel: Yo momma’s a chipmunk!
by Captain Sham May 5, 2006
Get the squirrel please mug.(1) "ey, i jus fucked 50 cent in tha back of hiz whip, girl!" >> "girl, please."
(2) "stop frontin, u kno u want me!" >> "PLEASE."
(2) "stop frontin, u kno u want me!" >> "PLEASE."
by iTaLiAn MaMi August 6, 2004
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