dino-plasty

getting plastic surgery to look like a dinosaur

did you hear about rick? he got dino-plasty and now he looks like a t-rex

by jeff $ July 7, 2008

platypuss

The most fucked up animal ever concieved!!!

"its got webbed feet.. and its poisonous.. and its stinger is on the back of its leg!! and its got a bill! and it lays eggs for gods sake!! that is one fucked up animal!"

by Jon April 7, 2005

Platypudophelia

Love of platypus (usually, love of kinky stuffed platypus found in the beds of small children). Note: this condition is ostracized in most communities.

Pooks 1: "I loveeeeeeeeee Franklin your stuffed platypus!"
Pooks 2: "That's strange. I think you have platypudophelia."
Pooks 1: "Pookuhduhnug get up out my kool-aid!"

by rodiz August 28, 2011

Platypussy Doctor

A teacher who is an undercover doctor for people who have platypussies. They often tend to look like a pedafile but it's because of their true inner self. They are the perfect people to help you with your platypussy problems

I went to him last week! He was he best Platypussy Doctor I've visited so far!!

by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016

platypussery

Noun.
The general antics of the platypus, and the unpleasant mischief it often causes. Almost always used anthropomorphically.

Teacher: If this platypussery continues, I will quit!

by gianni rage November 25, 2018

platypussies

plural of platypus

Wow! Look at all these Platypussies

by Agent.P November 28, 2019

platypus punch

When a woman with massive saggy tits hits you in the face with her tit.

"Hey mate, how did you get that black eye?" "A bitch gave me a platypus punch"

by FossysForehead June 5, 2020