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shit paste

1.the kind of shit that is sticky in nature, and it seems to feel like glue coming out of your bum.
2.the kind of doodie that streaks your undies and is hard to get out, no matter how many times you throw them into the wash.
"man i feel like i have to shit like it's shit paste"

"i seem to have left a shit paste streak in my undies."
by phoenix1984 September 16, 2005
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pastel

1. Art supplies look like chalks, except you don't use it on blackboards.
2. Best video game babe ever. She is from the game TwinBee.
1. We take this pastel, and color your drawing with it.
2. Pastel is the hottest video game babe ever.
by ChoujinkiMetalder June 17, 2005
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posted

Sharanna was posted at Ray-dee's after party last night.
by Sharonda January 26, 2003
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half of the people who posted definitions on this website

are retarted hypocrites and faggots who believe everything they see on the fucking idiot box. particularly the ones who posted definitions of certain people. most of the definitions r not funny, and in some cases half of the definitions are all the same. specifically, the definition g-unit. g-unit kicks ass, but 75% of the definitions said g-unit stands 4 gay unit. That joke was not funny. Whoever thought of that joke should be proud of himself, he got 80% of america to copy him and still have no idea who he is. i used 2 be a member of this website, this is the last definition im posting.
half of the people who posted definitions on this website: im cool, i have a computer, i believe everything i hear from CNN to the national enquirer, im not funny.
by leif jovanavohansen October 10, 2005
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pastes

a small painted area that covers nipples
Every strip joint i go to the girls are wearing pastes.
by banchi May 17, 2006
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Paste

Paste is a nuanced term that can be used as adjective or adverb. Its value is determined by context and tone.
"Yo bro that party last night was paste! Jessica fell out of a window after you left."
"Your girlfriend cheated on you? That's paste"
by BH_2049 January 3, 2021
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Weak Paste

Having a power level below 9,000 and having the name of and have mixed emotions of people named Jen and totally sucking at Super Smash, then you are so weak paste!
Damn, Aaron you are so weak paste at super smash!
by LucasOwnsAaron December 17, 2008
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