ROFL-PANDA

a giant pwning panda with ROFLCOPTER blades coming out of his hands, feet, and back.

noob 1: wtf iz dat pwning all teh newbz?

noob 2: ROFL-PANDA.

by dusted_one April 2, 2009

pat the panda

To masturbate (can be used to describe the male or female act).

After a long day of class, Ethan was ready to pat the panda.

Cindy called in sick but I suspect she is at home patting the panda.

by Helen W. September 14, 2008

baby panda

A small asian female. They are often found to be adorable, full of smiles and can brighten your day.

"She was such a baby panda!"

by Refuel July 3, 2008

Sex Panda

A description of a sexy woman who looks particularly more attractive because of wearing lots of eye - liner and/or mascara. Making them look pandalike.

Guy: Whoa shes hot!

Buddy: Yeah a total Sex Panda!

by qwtcantbearsedthinkingofanadgf November 7, 2009

Panda Poop

after digesting a massive helping of Panda Express you go to take a dump and it is a soft poop that burns the butt hole and ultimately clogs the toilet

dude i just took a massive panda poop

awh man, my panda poop overflowed the toilet

by asdofjawefjaksdjf April 5, 2009

pandacious

Seeing things in a black and white manner, like the colors of a panda.

Viewing life as extremes.

Unable to see a middle ground.

In his pandacious view, other people were either for him or against him.

by Gregory V. Richardson November 30, 2003

panda question

when someone asks you a question, and you decide that it has to be one of the answers because they wouldn't ask you if the answer was something normal

the television: True or false: a panda was the president of the United States for a brief period in 1901.
you: Well, I guess it must be true. that's crazy!
the television: Of course it's false!!! A panda? The president of the United States? What were you thinking?!?!

by Nick "If it bleeds, we can kill it" Kostalas March 10, 2004