lawn missile

An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.

Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."

by MudkipzInCars December 30, 2011

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Lawn Inhaler

When a group of disgruntled losers toss inhalers onto an obviously innocent citizens lawn to give this angel of humanity the idea that they may not survive the day.

Why don't we do a lawn inhaler on Mr. Withers to teach him a lesson. That old do-gooder geezer deserves it.

by Rehtaf April 23, 2023

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Lawn Care

Stupid thing you do only to make money

Wanna go do some Lawn Care.
Fuck no.

by stupidwordsguy September 21, 2020

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tiny plastic lawn table

You know that thing you get with pizza.
Its use is to eat your B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A on.
Your probably gonna say im wrong but then were would you EAT.

Guy 1: I got sum B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A u want sum
Guy 2:yiss
Guy 1: alright shrink yourself to eat on the tiny plastic lawn table.
Guy 2: om nom nom
Guy 1: om nom nom

by Spitfire9805 December 30, 2018

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Lawn Gibblets

1. A giblet that lives on the lawn

2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp

I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now

by Alex November 29, 2003

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