yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

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Sugar Momma

A Sugar Momma is an informal term for a woman or girlfriend, often but not always older and financially well-off, who provides financial support, gifts, or other material benefits

Man my Sugar Momma hooked me up with some nice shit for all the hard work I put in

by Bugzy324 December 19, 2024

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Baby momma complex

Where the baby momma refuses to let the dad interfere with his child’s life regardless of custody agreements, and then complains to social media and friends that the baby’s dad “ain’t shit” and that she’s all alone as a parent.

I keep trying to get more time with my son but Amber has a baby momma complex and thinks I’m the worst.

by MasqueradeQueen April 21, 2020

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yo momma

a term used in middle school to make fun each other by saying how fat, ugly, ect. your mom is

yo momma so fat when she wore a rain coat I thought she was the sun.

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

by Ovadia January 20, 2019

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