The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup
Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup
Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend
Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone
by Henk H December 16, 2022
A co-worker that frequently complains about or fires off emails about problems that don't exist. Also, tends to exaggerate situations without knowing whether it is a problem or not. May punch doors and yell for effect. Has an opinion about everything and likes to hear himself or herself talk. Fires off emails explaining why others are wrong and frequently hears the phrase, "We're already doing that."
After her email tirade, the office diva, Brynna, walked over to John's office and pounded on his door, yelling at him about the content of the email. After John explained the situation, she realized it was not an issue. She was not embarrassed.
by circlesofindecision March 03, 2017
Another word for a paperclip
by ponylover0 November 12, 2017
Aspires to be a firefighter and is a role model for the younger youths. Loves the word MOBILISE MOBILISE!!! They are fun and caring and work hard to succeed.
by Splatcookie1 January 25, 2019
A comedy TV series that it’s better than the UK version, was on Netflix but is now on a still widely unknown platform called Peacock
by Hburgear January 04, 2022
This officer was following the members ( Duke Dennis, JustFanum, Agent 00, ImDavisss) in a Kroger in “TOP CHEF: AMP EDITION” video and since then has been appearing in every video.
“Was that the AMP officer!!!”
by ihatebrynnugh July 08, 2021
Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.
- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.
by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017