Office Whip

When someone keeps everything in their vehicle ex; Paperwork, food, electronics, etc.

Person 1: You see that guys car, look at all that shit he's got in there.
Person 2: Damn, that's a total Office Whip.

by Operator Bacon October 9, 2018

office exhibitionist

Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.

- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.

by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017

Fig-Office

Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".

Omg did you hear about fig-office.
What is the weather? It's fig-office.

by Dr. Mushed May 27, 2018

Office Napper

An employee at a company that has the ability to sleep while holding up a paper and pin in one hand with out anyone knowing to make it seem as if they are working until the moment the pin drops and hits the floor to wake them up!

Elmore: John's so quite today hard at work!
Steve: Who John the Office Napper!

by sTxLaTiNo May 29, 2011

Dinosaur Office

A Claymation Series Made by CollegeHumor for the Nintendo 3DS App "Nintendo Video"

DINOSAUR OFFICE RAWR!!!

by XboxReligion January 2, 2022

Office ferret

A person that's too good at their job, like fixin wires and stuff, that it's almost ferret-like.

Wow, Kavish is a hard worker! No wonder he's the office ferret.

by office_ferret_wife March 5, 2023

Dentists' Office

A group of idiots doing the floss dance

Person 1- Look at those fucking idiots over there
Person 2- You mean those guys doing the floss
Person 1- Yeah
Person 2- I call that a Dentists' Office.
Person 1- Haha
Person 2- Haha

by Supemloem May 29, 2018