Phone Autopilot

Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.

(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.

Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.

You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.

by ludlow9 February 1, 2012

Phone Gaandu

A person hailing from India who tries to deceive you out of anything of value using the telephone. They claim to want to lower your credit card interest rate but ask for your credit card information over the phone.

“Hold on a second, have another call- ah never mind it’s just the Phone Gaandus trying to get my credit card number. Go on..”

by Cheebcrazy May 20, 2019

phone ditch

When you tell someone that you will call them back and then don't.

Hey! You phone ditched me! Why didn't you call me back?/

by NickNineteenNinety February 23, 2010

Phone addict

When you are crazy about your phone, and you can only stare at the screen that will take your eyesight away from you. You will then block out every thing in your life that has a meaning. And you will then die a virgin.

God dammit Jesse stop looking at your phone, I swear you are a phone addict.

by Dictation Dictator January 27, 2021

phone hovering

The act of hanging around the home telephone, not doing much more than waiting for a "call-back" as promissed by the recorded message you left; the computer generated "we will call you back with-in XX minutes; or even if you happen to get a "live person", who states "I'll get right back to you"! Hovering or remaining near the phone so as not to miss a call, which in most cases, NEVER HAPPENS! Usually from a GOVERNMENT AGENCY, but not limited to that. A cordless phone would be a "Hoverphone"

I spent my whole day "PHONE HOVERING" to find out if my Health Coverage is in effect.

by CWFF January 16, 2014

phone hypothermia

when you use your phone while it charges and it loses battery faster than it charges and it eventually dies

stevie wonder: goddamn it, my phone contracted phone hypothermia

jebron lames: has it died?

stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy

by JLames_06 June 17, 2018

dill phone

phone set on vibrate shoved into vagina or placed on scrodem and called repdivly to arouse the user

dude did u hear bout adam he was dill phone in mr.rosas class

by shane states April 24, 2009