nooblet

The n00blet is the baby of the n00b. Just like the piglet is the baby of the pig. The word describes a n00b who is worse and younger than the average n00bs.

Man you're such a n00b! But if it can help you feel better, my 8 years old brother is a nooblet.

by Gyuri December 24, 2006

Happy Noodle Boy

A stick figure, drawn by Jhonen Vasquez, who goes off in incoherent rants. He usually gets killed, only to come back to life in the next comic. A precursor to South Park's Kenny?

God... what a horrible little stickman.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Noodle

A very skinny and lengthy type of person. Has no muscle structure, usually tall and skinny. Very little arms and a very fragile frame

Arjun you need to go to the gym more often your really a noodle these days

by Joe Smoe2342 October 17, 2009

Noodle Salad

When a group of guys put their flaccid dicks in one guys mouth.
Or a delicious salad usually made up of cold noodles, chopped veggies, and dressing.

Greg had noodle salad at his 10th annual college accapella reunion.

by Bakedcookie420 April 24, 2016

Noodle-whip

The act of slapping a female with your semi-erect penis. Used to refer to a man's desire to get laid (despite his inability to get a full erection) after a long night of drug and/or alcohol use.

Me: "Damnnn, look at that chick; I'm gonna bang the bejesus out of her."

My brother: "Psh, you ain't doin' shit you limp-dick."

Me: "So?! I'll noodle-whip the shit outta that bitch."

by Limped Ick March 17, 2009

Noodle face

When one squints their eyes, thrusts out their upper row of teeth and over-exaggerates their facial features, Can be used in conjunction with the noodle voice to mock others. Created by a few students in high school.

I looked over to him only to be met with a face that could only be described as, a Noodle face.

by Oodle o' Noodle January 23, 2011

poot noodle

when you mean to fart, but you shit.

dag yo wats that stank smells like poot noodle

by pootnoodle August 10, 2009