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jared

jared is typically a very popular person and he loves people that same way he loves himself and there is no one quiet like jared. they can be funny and love to take a joke, however sometimes these ‘jokes’ may go too far and jared doesn’t always know when he has gone too far
jared is the class clown but a popular one
by tate and violet stan January 4, 2023
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2012 jared padalecki

a reference to an era of an actor, jared padalecki

the most beautiful blowout a man could possibly have
sasha: omg did you see adrians new hair?
rosita: no?? did he cut it!?!
sasha: of course not--no, he went full 2012 jared padalecki!!
rosita: oh. my. great. fuck.
by nutnButaGthang October 1, 2025
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jared

jared is a fucking fun who cheats on everyone he texts he a small shrimp dick that stinks
jared: i’m a fucking dumb ass
girl 1: we know
by hahahaimsofunny June 26, 2025
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Jared

Jared is a 19 year who never learned how to flipping read.
"JARED can you read the sentence"

"No I can not"
"Hey whats up, my names jared and I never learned how to fucking read"
by dEfInItIoNs SuCk February 16, 2019
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Jared

Someone who is always willing to love , someone who is loving , someone who is handsome , someone who is sexy , someone who is litteraly the best guy , he can act gay but he’s just joking , he laughs a lot at simple things , you can say poop and he’ll burst out laughing ,is very broke but very resourceful, he’ll do about anything to not be bored but he is a great guy , if you get a Jared in life he rules , Jared’s can certainly be mean but at the end he’ll be nice 😊
I just met jared I might as well buy a lotto ticket with this luck
by Theguywhodefines😢 November 23, 2021
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Jared Triolo

One of the best baseball players to play the game.

Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
"Jared Triolo hits piss-missiles"
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023
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Jared

19 and illiterate
“Jared, can you read this for the class?”
“No I cannot.”
by Step-daddy October 18, 2021
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