ego device

Any machine, contraption or creation that functions or has a functionality that only activates when you specifically interact with it.

"This ego device will only activate when I say "Machine, turn on.""
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."

by thevibesinquestion April 6, 2024

ego-testical

your ego is so high that the people around you feel that you are trying to pull a Bannon - I E suck your own cock if possible while at the same time of boasting of your own accomplishment..."that person is so ego-testical"

This guy at the Office he keeps being ego-testical by trying to tell us of how he is the best at everything. If possible he would pull a bannon every second of every day and whip it out in front of everyoe to see. What a shameless bastard.

by shim1 September 26, 2017

Barrington Ego

When someone’s comes back to Barrington Rhode Island and thinks they the man for 6-8 weeks. They always get Piezonies, drive in circles, and enjoy the scenery of this stunning metropolitan city.

“Oh yeah that kids an actual bartard, he went to the local CVS and Aidan’s and his Barrington ego went nuclear”

by Bartardimus6482 August 5, 2024

Dick Ego

Dick ego is basically a term/label for fragile masculinity that doesn't help anyone including the man himself. It is often associated with masculinity that hinders emotional vulnerability with anyone including bros, and openness to experiences that are non-normative, unconventional, and maybe considered accepted behavior for a man.

A: Hey. Looking really hot today, man! Love the look.

B: Ayo stop with this gay shit. Thanks though.

A: Hahahah time to cut your dick ego down to size, man! Chill!

B:What do you mean?
A: I mean, it's okay to compliment each other as men.

B: Hmmm, I guess so? Alright, thanks then. *hugs*

by meh007 September 25, 2022

Ego

An ego is what my friend Sam lives on. He has the biggest ego in the world

Sam put your massive ass ego aside kid

by ForgedGaming August 9, 2018

ego question

When the professor drops a question on an exam - the answer to which is so unfathomably obscure that the question serves less as a measure of a student’s performance, but as a mechanism by which the professor inflates his/her own ego.

That’s definitely an ego question

by Bcgas February 28, 2023

ego

the size of someone's ego defines who they are
You have a big ego mate.

"Morgz announced his own event wanna know how? Cuz its called morgz fest"
"His Ego is actually that big."
-Pyrocinical

by Cuntson mc jun0r September 20, 2019