Dick ego is basically a term/label for fragile masculinity that doesn't help anyone including the man himself. It is often associated with masculinity that hinders emotional vulnerability with anyone including bros, and openness to experiences that are non-normative, unconventional, and maybe considered accepted behavior for a man.
A: Hey. Looking really hot today, man! Love the look.
B: Ayo stop with this gay shit. Thanks though.
A: Hahahah time to cut your dick ego down to size, man! Chill!
B:What do you mean?
A: I mean, it's okay to compliment each other as men.
B: Hmmm, I guess so? Alright, thanks then. *hugs*
B: Ayo stop with this gay shit. Thanks though.
A: Hahahah time to cut your dick ego down to size, man! Chill!
B:What do you mean?
A: I mean, it's okay to compliment each other as men.
B: Hmmm, I guess so? Alright, thanks then. *hugs*
by meh007 September 25, 2022
Get the Dick Ego mug.your ego is so high that the people around you feel that you are trying to pull a Bannon - I E suck your own cock if possible while at the same time of boasting of your own accomplishment..."that person is so ego-testical"
This guy at the Office he keeps being ego-testical by trying to tell us of how he is the best at everything. If possible he would pull a bannon every second of every day and whip it out in front of everyoe to see. What a shameless bastard.
by shim1 September 26, 2017
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someone who has been called out on something, but continues to do it regardless (even if the debunker is still aware of their flaws)
someone who has been called out on something, but continues to do it regardless (even if the debunker is still aware of their flaws)
by ahundredovens June 27, 2023
Get the ego-running mug.Any machine, contraption or creation that functions or has a functionality that only activates when you specifically interact with it.
"This ego device will only activate when I say "Machine, turn on.""
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."
"The ego device is coded to my fingerprint, it's not opening for anyone else."
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Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium
Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium
by De Lumpdumper May 22, 2018
Get the Ego Helium mug.Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
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