A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.
by JasonC123 August 14, 2021
Get the Douche Canoe mug.Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.
by We are Budju May 11, 2024
Get the Pantene Poo Canoe mug.Skin Canoeing is the act of stretching out either a scrotum sack or foreskin into a shape that can hold a liquid, ideally alcoholic, and then wonder around a party offering guests a sip.
Sarah was impressed how Barry had been skin canoeing for so long and been so attentive to all of his guests...
by CreepyRob June 5, 2023
Get the skin canoeing mug.Sofia Cano seems really shy but once you get to meet her she is one of the best people you'll meet in your lifetime she is a very kind and sweet person she does not tolerate any kind of meanness especially with her friends. When she's in school and in class with her friends she will be a little crazy and out of her mind but she is truly the kindest and sweetest she will always make sure to include everyone even if she doesn't like she is truly the most beautiful girl with clear skin perfect hair and a nice personality. She truly is the best person you'll meet in your life time and sometimes she will be a little crazy and awkward but she truly is the best friend you'll ever have if you ever meet a sofia cano make sure to never let her go she is truly amazing
by Sabrina1234 May 17, 2023
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Get the Douch Canoe mug.When a man pulls his scrotum out in front of him and makes a canoe and his girl drinks a shot of iti
by Paapaa January 12, 2018
Get the skin canoe mug.An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.
I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."
by argonforrest October 22, 2014
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