Life

Life is a pain in the ass. Pls shoot meh;-;

Life is terrible most of the time.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 1, 2018

Life

Noun: A loop of dead ends and fuck holes.

Dude1: Hey man! Hows life?
Dude2: Go kill your self.

by BigBoyTheFuckTard March 23, 2017

Life

If you are looking this up, you don't have one.

Mike: I looked up life on Urban Dictionary.
Mark: We're through.

by Liquid Dookie January 27, 2013

life

The slowest form of deaths

Life is just slowly dying

by Broben5 December 30, 2017

Life

Shit happens with no reason behind it.

“Welp, that’s just life.”

by lilyoyo69 July 20, 2018

Life

A meaningless void of insults and sucsess.

Man, life is a weird concept.

by MaryDidYou December 17, 2018

life

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life" so.......... the shitty thing your doing now.

some guy 1: I was on internet all last night.

some guy 2: my life.

by Jeffy ham January 17, 2015