Nelson

Abusive guy who only cares about himself. Will cheat lie and try to convince you that you're just crazy. He can have everything he wants but will never be happy with himself.

Girl: That guy is nice
Girl 2: hunny don't be stupid that's a Nelson, he will use you an leave you

by anytime September 17, 2017

Jesy Nelson

underrated and sweetest celebrity

dumbass: who is Jesy Nelson?
Me: A celebrity who sends her fans voice notes on Christmas.

by jesynelsonhearts June 17, 2022

Willie Nelson

During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing

Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube

Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude

by raging redneck 69 September 9, 2015

nelson king

lol u might wanna learn how to spell killer ... (right not write) ... before you try to insult somebody!

oo yeh and ur seriously a pussy cuz you cant even put your own name... thats funny!

by "the chastity belt" April 9, 2003

Nelsoning

Occurs when one smokes a joint/blunt utop the White House.

"Holy crap, Steve is Nelsoning right now. Get the picture phoney thing thats takes videos."

by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

Nelson Creek

Generally a smart, handsome bloke who is great at sports and music. But they can be short midget fucks who gives everyone shit!!

Girl 1: That guys is such a Nelson Creek!
Girl 2: Like as in awesome or dickhead-like?

by Aegis328 December 16, 2011

nelsonap

to sleep/nap on the toilet for the better part of the afternoon at work.

That lunch was pretty heavy...might be time for a nelsonap.

by xmetalx October 25, 2011