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The sexual maneuver where a female will insert a funnel into her anus, another female will urinate into the funnel, and finally the former woman will allow the latter to drink the said contents from her rectum.
Damn I thought that those girl weren't isosexual, but after I saw them bust a New York Stock Exchange I knew that those sluts were carpet munchin' whore bags.
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new york subway face 

As coined by Jack-O from the BS Report on 6/24/09:

"... we were on a new york subway once, and everybody on the train just looked so bummed out, you're living in this enormous city, you're riding this subway, you've just worked all day, you don't want to make any eye contact with anyone else on the subway because there is a 95% chance they're insane or a criminal. So you just sit there with this slumped look and a 1000 yard stare."
When someone just looks beaten down by a girl friend or a wife or life, look at the "new york subway face".

New York Cheesecake

New York Cheesecake is when you take a woman to a famous part of New York City (The Statue of Liberty, The Empire State Building, etc.) and ejaculate on her face.
Steve gave Brenda a New York Cheesecake when they visited Central Park strawberry cheesecake, hot pocket, dirty carl, cheesecake, dirty sanchez

New York Minute 

Faster than you can be raped, stabbed, robbed, and left for dead in a pile of your own feces in da big city.
Whoa, bitch! That blow job is supposed to take longer than a New York Minute!

New York Mills  

NEW YORK MILLS

A little town full of polish people.

There is about 500 students in the New York Mills high school.

Students in the school thinks their shit doesn't stink.

People care what you wear to school because all the "popular" kids are up to fashion and can afford things that are secretly on welfare.

there is a lot of racism in the school

50% of the students in school are wiggers and or posers

They have a rivalry between the Notre Dame High School on Burrstone Road every like 5 years or something-but we lost

If you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend they consider you gay

They are just a small minded group of people
WIGGER KID: yo my fizzle whats up in hizzle
BLACK KID: hey where are you from
WIGGER KID: Im from the New York Mills izzle
BLACK KID: look at your skin color
(wigger kid gets jumped)
New York Mills by crap cheeks August 29, 2007

new york yankees 

the greatest sports franchise known to man, the one and only, the cream of the crop, every boston fan's worst nightmare. witnessing a game in the bronx is better than sex. one might get chills down their spine when the phrase" YANKEE--BASEBALL" is uttered by 52,000 strong during a game in the mecca of sports-yankee stadium.
"what does a hot dog and beer taste like in fenway park during a game in october?"--nobody knows...
new york yankees by bostonsuckscock February 25, 2004

New York Yacht Club

No doubt the most famous yacht club in the world, the NYYC was founded in 1844. The organization has two different clubhouses. One in Newport, Rhode Island, and the other in New York City. Consisting of the wealthiest of the wealthy, the club contains past and current members including JP Morgan, the Cornelius Vanderbilt, the Rockefellers, JFK, the Duponts, and the Bloombergs. "Harbour Court" the club house in Newport sits on the most expensive piece of real estate in RI, and the New York club house contains over 8 Million dollars worth of models. Members flock from the wealthiest towns in to country: Greenwich, the Hamptons, Nantucket, Rye, BI... To name a few.
Best place in the world. New York Yacht Club
New York Yacht Club by barbiedoll123 November 29, 2011