we need to talk

The phrase that proves your girlfriend has a tampon shoved too far up the wrong hole.

"We need to talk"
"No you need to talk, I'll just pretend I'm listening"

by SSDK May 18, 2004

need

A want disguised as a need

I "need" those cookies over there.

by Shelby Longbottom August 18, 2017

we need to talk

Synonym for: Hahaha, you're fucked now, aren't ya? Go fuck yourself you dumbass.

We need to talk, Tim.

by neutrino November 5, 2003

we need to build a wall

trumped up trickled down

bruh
trumped up trickled down we need to build a wall

by donald trump fan August 18, 2018

needledick pothead

There once was a boy, we'll call him "Zach". Well "Zach" asked this beautiful girl out. We will call her "Sarah". Well they dated for 2 months. 2 long, wonderful months. Zach would always tell Sarah how much he loved her. He would always show her too. Well Zach was also a notorious liar, and once they broke up, the lies came pouring out. He was a pothead, and he lied about that.

But the moral of the story is,

Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'

well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.

and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;

Zach has a small weiner and hes a pothead, thats why we call him needledick pothead.

Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)

by zmaddog14 March 23, 2011

we need to talk

when you walk in to your house and ur mother is sitting on the in a chair crying. and ur father is holding a baggy and pipe combo. Then u here them say son "we need to talk" advice’ either turn and hall ass as fast as u can down the block or stay there and take you ass kickin like a man. normaly when u hear the line "we need to talk it means your in for a long night.
OR
"hey babe hows it goin. uhh we need to talk." that normaly means that your girl friend or soon to be x girlfriend has another guy picked out and ready to ride him and you ass is gettin kicked to the curb! so if u here"we need to talk" that means nothing good it to come. best o put on ear muffs and walk away. because ur either gettin bitched at or dumped.

father,"nate we need to talk"
nate,"shit!"
father,"i cant believe u brought this shit in to my house. ur not my son."
nate,"thats nothing compared to what u use to have."
father,"U MEAN THER WAS MORE!"
father,"get over here u little son of a whore ur dead i fuckin hate u!","your going to rehab"
thats pretty much what happen at my house last night

by nate dogg March 7, 2005

I Need A Doctor

Newest raw ass song with sick vid' because of Dre being such a beast. Skylar's lyrics with Em's usual flow = so sick

Please, I Need A Doctor

by Timeasylums March 23, 2011