Nut Rush

An instantaneous release of testosterone resulting from a feeling of extreme awesomeness or manliness.

Dude that breakdown just gave me the sickest nut rush! Lets go lift heavy objects and skin small cute animals!

by HawkDegleg January 22, 2012

Nut Sucker

Someone who sucks nuts

Jason is a nut sucker

by DJHomeboi January 25, 2015

Nut rag

A wipes used after masturbating to clean up ur dick

When ur glass of water tastes salty and u see ur mom drying dishes with ur nut rag
You: pfffff wtf

by 3zzo July 14, 2018

Nut Salad

A salad that consists of lettuce, semen, and vegetables. Often served in restaurants that Herbert the Pervert works in. Basically a kinky version of salad dressing. It’s a good idea to not eat these salads, because you will most likely get at least 5 STDs.

“Damn! This bitch just put some nut salad on her snapchat story! I want summa dat.”

by RickAndMorty69 January 17, 2019

nut-roll

An extremely painful event, akin to having your testicles overrun by a steamroller.

1. Senate confirmation hearings are a real nut-roll for the nominees.
2. That final exam was a nut-roll!

by KV Peifer October 21, 2005

Nut Sack Kid

A short, scheming, little bitch that mooches off everybody and contributes nothing of any value to society. They often think they are sweet but anyone with half a brain knows they're just a little piece of shit

Dude that little nut sack kid just stole a loaf of bread.

That nut sack kid is a joke. He has no friends, no money, and a small dick. No wonder everybody hates him.

You accept drinks people buy for you but you have never in your life bought one for someone else. The next drink I buy for you is getting poured on your head you little nut sack kid.

by Olof Carmody January 21, 2008

Nut Video

One of the most heinous and intimate things a man can do when sexting a girl. Some might think it's flirtatious while others consider it too extreme of an online sexual act. One thing is clear; whoever engages in sending a nut video was way too horny.

"We were sexting all night and I sent her a nut video"
"Bro a nut video?? Damn son you was HORNY horny huh"

by LikeZoinksScoob,Niggas October 16, 2020