Children

Personal slaves

accidently conceived and forced into labor

Oh I just love my children they were born to be my slaves.

by Little-mouse42401 June 14, 2016

children

little shits

Person 1: you heard about Polly's new kid?
Person 2: Yeah, I hate children though.

by timothy10583 November 23, 2020

Children

A demon leech and generally terrible thing.

man i hate children, they're the WORST

by NMEwoptop April 18, 2023

Non-Disciplined Children

Children who always end up either, brats or complete demons. I am speaking from experience. Always discipline your children or they will end up little devils, and probably end up being your school bully.

"Those little demons over there must be Non-Disciplined Children."

by Skinnyroemonlover123 December 4, 2021

Children

Widely known for taking things TOO SERIOUSLY. You know? Because that’s what children are like. Too serious about things.

Hym “You have some weird children if that’s what kids are like to you. See, you tell you dipshit kids that ‘it’s just a game’ and then they stink it up AT the game and I yell at them because your kids are dumb, terrible at things, and don’t listen.”

by Hym Iam November 24, 2022

children's movie

A movie rated M.

Aye wanna go see a children's movie

by The only pug July 17, 2021

children

little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience

“awh when are you gonna have children??”
“NEVER fml i despise them”

by mooimaria November 21, 2021