An amazing, beautiful human. Someone who is young, talented, and down to earth. Everyone strives to be a Mayo Brat.
by mayobrat14 December 27, 2017
by maubro May 08, 2023
The next day after cinco de mayo when you regret in the bathroom all the spicy food you ate the day before .
by MR.Mister April 25, 2013
Person 1: "Why's he not here?"
Person 2: "He was caught looking at chicken salad and mayo on his computer. Even Tails couldn't save him."
Person 2: "He was caught looking at chicken salad and mayo on his computer. Even Tails couldn't save him."
by indetermite December 24, 2023
by Eatmyassjordanandchris February 14, 2018
The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.
A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...
by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021
Becky: You know what? I’m going to put that uppity black bitch in her place!
Shaniqua: Shiver me timbers! The Mayo Minion is approaching hahaha!
Shaniqua: Shiver me timbers! The Mayo Minion is approaching hahaha!
by HippoFart June 16, 2024