Nipple Flair

If a woman were to have intercourse with a man who possessed a cold, then she could be in danger of Nipple Flair. This disease tends to last for about 2-3 weeks. If your doctor confirms that you have Nipple Flair than you will need to go home and not go outside. This sickness will cause a woman’s nipples to be extremely cold. If you get Nipple Flair than you must not have sex or go outdoors. Both activities with cause your tits to heat up to temperatures around 400 degrees. Some woman try to obtain Nipple Flair because during the short period that it lasts the female with be able to produce cum from her jugs. You would not need a male to create a baby if you had Nipple Flair, this fact makes a lot of feminists very happy. Also the disease may shrink your lungs until you die.

Zeva: Abby I need you to come over to my house right now!
Abby: What’s wrong!
Zeva: Tony gave me Nipple Flair and I need you to help me clean up the giz off my couch.
Abby: Ok I’ll be right their.
Zeva: Bring a switchblade, I might need to cut my nipples off.

by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021

the nipple dilemma

when a man or womans nipples are very visible and pointy through their shirt or bra, etc.
common in cold weather circumstances

today in swimming, our pe teacher had a serious case of the nipple dilemma

by letstakeamoment May 3, 2014

Hamburger Nipples

When you wear a shirt that rubs against your nipples and your nipple's become raw and chafed, giving the appearance of raw hamburger.

Bro this shirt is given me hamburger nipples.

by BigDaddyBear53 September 10, 2023

silly nipples

Silly nipples is the act of two or more people tugging on each other's nipples while insulting each other.

Let's get together later and play silly nipples.

by Sillynipples August 9, 2016

nipple pin

Nipple pin is when u have a nipple that looks like a huge cone and everybody like to suck on it

Hey daddy wanna suck on my nipple pins they delicious

by Jushshdhdnfh February 5, 2017

nipple partners

two people who are classmates in biology. One female, One Male. Each bonded by nipple size, location, and hairiness. They never actually see each others nipples or have the desire to but have a general idea.

Hugo and Alex are nipples partners.

Alex does all the work while her nipple partners Hugo plays Tetris.

We are going to be nipples partners for life!!!!!!

by Billy Buck Black November 6, 2013

bra nipple

When you wear a bra for so long, your nipples are wrinkled and creased from the cloth on the bra.

I wore my bra so long, I have bra nipple.

by Program10 July 30, 2015