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shined my ass 

To beat someone ass. Typically a parent "teaching" their child manners.
"I smarted off and my dad shined my ass."
shined my ass by unclvito November 30, 2017

fuck my ass cause i love jesus 

loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.
I'm'a christian but i want some fuck so fuck my ass cause i love jesus christ.

tittyfuck my ass 

The physically impossible act of stimulating the penis with one’s breasts via the anus. Used as an expletive to express anger or frustration at a situation, person etc.
Dude: Hey man looks like you’ve been fined for driving in a bus-only lane again.

Dude 2: Ah, tittyfuck my ass!

lick my ass crack 

when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear
person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX
person 2: guess who killed you
person 1: lick my ass crack

Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

Being a Tiffany( someone being so beautiful)
Come here my Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

riding on my ass 

An annoying and burdensome, but important responsibility or concern that is hovering over you that you have to bear and deal with, albeit begrudgingly.
Yea, I can't go out tonight, I got a shitload of homework riding on my ass.

My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.
riding on my ass by Ponsonby Britt December 6, 2010