oh my no!

Used when the shit hits the fan and both "Oh my god!" and "Oh no!" are required.

Generally used by girls from Stevenage and guys who work for large Retail Instituations, ie Tesco

George: Did you hear that Bertie had a three's up with Charlie and Betty?
Sam: Oh my no! What a dirty skanky 'ho

by Fnark May 22, 2006

my valentine

Someone you like but have not yet done anything about it yet. Valentine's Day is the perfect day to take it to the next level and spoil them maybe even take them out.

You're my Valentine.

by Keon roucinwj February 02, 2016

my universe

The one that means absolutely everything to you, beyond all matter, infinity, and creativity.

Person 1: Yo, dude, Ryan is definitely my universe.

Person 2: Hell yeah.

by KaylooTheWizard October 05, 2017

My head

It has a mouth a nose, two eyes and eyebrows

My head is very ugly.

by Yournameisbobnow April 03, 2019

in my bag

the act of being in your own world; focused; being in the zone; on your grind

I be in my bag when i get in the booth.

I got an exam coming up, it's time to go in my bag and study.

by Rashine May 18, 2008

my cock

Looooong

My cock is long

by Binadicked cumberbach January 20, 2016

my main

Another word for bff or #1 friend or ride or die

Sarah: You been my main every since kindergarten
Jazmine: You and Keke been #1 friends since 1st

by 2~Cute~4~U March 20, 2015