Mutt

A racist/derogatory turm for a non pure breed dog. Pure breeds say it as a insult because of there belief that “mutts” are iferour to them
Also a word used by other mutts

Pure breed : you dirty mutt that’s my tennis ball
Non pure bread : why you say that?
Or

Mutt: hay mut want to drink some 40’s and go party
Other mutt: ya bro

by Quickloans666 October 12, 2017

mutt tag

martin warburton

martin,get rid of them cling ons,im sickof scrubbing them skid marks,its ruining my nails

by badger+otter October 5, 2003

Mattress Wrestler

An ancient middle-eastern test that proves courage, bravery, and sex drive. First invitations are sent out to friends and family and a "place" is rented. Such as a hotel ballroom. The Males parents are in charge of buying the bed(s.) This becomes important later on. The females parents are in charge of the weapons. Any assortment can be brought. Inflatable pool toys, noodles, and flippers (used for slapping) The event normally begins at the stroke of 12. The young (18) year old guy choosing a partner for this ancient ritual. The only requirement is that it must be a girl. Another male helper is required. The beds are put behind a curtain on stage. The man and women go behind the curtain. After they are "done" the man must go and fight the other man naked, covered in grease - with only flippers for defense. Once the man is finished, he returns to his female partner and "proceeds" when "done", he returns to the other male and repeats. The test is to see how long the male can last.

Dude one:"Dude, I only lasted three rounds"
Dude two:"Who called you out?"
Dude one:"My female partner"
All other dudes: "Ha ha ha. "
Dude one:"so tired from the Mattress Wrestler"

by HALLIFRIKINLUYAH April 15, 2011

Muteress

Ashleigh!
The Muteress!
A Shunty Blind Mute Who Gets Lost In Carparks, Receives Sexual Calls At 2 In The Afternoon, Enjoys Wooden Boats And Shannon Knowel!
Ahh As If!!!

M.C. Muteress!
Oww Ashleigh You Mute (In The -Ress Way
M to the U-Te-Ress!

by The Muteress and The Mutelator February 22, 2005

Mattress Party

When the family or friends of a terminally ill person (sick, dying, or otherwise lame) throw a mattress over him/her and take turns wallowing on it in order to smother him/her.

"If Cousin Joe don't show no signs of recuv'ry, we's might just have to have ourselve's a right Mattress Party."

by Hillary Lauffer January 7, 2009

Mutt

Simply put: A male Slut! A guy who thinks he can screw around with a bunch of girls. He hounds you till he gets you, and when he get bored, or knocks you up...he moves on!

Jason Jerome Zimmel...Zimmel is a mutt!

by wescottsgirl October 20, 2008

mattress actress

a girl who acts like she would be willing to sleep with you , for something gained but really has no intention of it.

as soon as i gave in and gave her 20 bucks she split, what a mattress actress

by doinksplat November 20, 2013