Cookie Munter

A person that is not only really ugly (munter), but also really fat.

God *she* is a right fat munter, she must eat loads of cookies, *she's* a Cookie Munter!

by manutdot September 22, 2010

denis morten

Denis Morten is a faggot and has a really short dick. all people hate him and he is a faggot

Denis Morten has a tiny dick and isn´t allowed to play GTA5

by The-P-Man January 2, 2017

Evne Morten

En der ikke fatter noget

Du er bare en Evne Morten

by Kongen_ham_selv January 13, 2022

munter

one who is muntered
just before cunted

Ben you fucking munter, stop acting like such a pikey

by anton+jo+taylor+sarsy+hattie January 14, 2004

martenitza

Martenitza is the act of ejaculating over a girl's face and breaking her nose with a knee after getting a blowjob from her.

Man, didn't Chris dump Christina well! That ho cheated on him and so he gave her a martenitza for good-bye!

by math fifty January 6, 2008

munterhag

A woman (usually but not necessarily) who hangs around people known to be in posession of mind altering chemicals in order to bum something off them

I'd stay away from that Cxxxy if I were you. She's nowt but a munterhag!

by Das Unterweger October 25, 2007

munter

referring to a very attrcatively challenged individual

that gillian carey is a right ass munter!!!

by Susan12 March 4, 2008