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Monty

A unique specimen, with all or none of the following traits:
rather lovely profile,
his forehead looks like the hood of a car,
unable to remain balanced on the stairs,
and has only been drunk once.
Monty, don't fall....! Are you drunk again? Wait,that can't be right. Your forehead looks like the hood of a car. Hey, nice profile.
by Maddika March 29, 2009
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Matty P

Someone who rolls really shitty blunts. Looks like his own dog coop. His friends call him mumbles, he skimps hella kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team
Matty P a mumbled coop looking nigga
by Ben Dover2.0 February 4, 2014
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Monty

the most precious person. his smile will light up a thousand stars within milliseconds and his chocolate brown eyes will hypnotize anyone. his personality is as stunning as his looks, his kindness, sincerity, and his desire to make everyone happy is enough to make you want to be his friend. overall, he has all the traits that you could ever want.
anyone: is that Monty??
ella: yes!! i am in love with him.
by hismoongirl April 2, 2021
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punished matty

a smoi boi.
by Rachjumper February 12, 2018
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Matty

"Oh babe, you're a bit matty" and "Sniff me matty"
by Matthew Prior July 3, 2006
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motti

Mottti (n)- A form of a grip that targets the reaches below the belt, and renders the target utterly unable to resist any of your whims.
Of course I'll come Saturday morning for class, it's not like I have a choice- you got a perfect motti on me.
by Azazoth November 5, 2003
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motte

hairy vadge, cunt, vagina, minge, etc etc... see also... quim
debbie claydon of shildon (county durham, england) has a big hairy motte
by southerner in the north July 5, 2004
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