molly the mole 

a person who jimmies in on personal jokes

maddy: get over here b ry
Paula: Thats not cool. b ry sucks balls
Meg: shut up and stop being molly the mole, you will never understand

molly the mole by megg and maddy April 28, 2008

the mole paradox 

the mole paradox lies herein:
The mole is an incredibly cute furry animal that fills you with unbridled joy and makes you want to JUST eat it up.
The mole on a human being is a sign of disability, retardation, and witchcraft and induces vomiting. Hence the paradox lies in the conflict of emotion upon encountering examples of each of the aforementioned articles.

At the zoo I saw a girl petting a cute little mole, however, she had a huge mole square in the middle of her forehead, so I was faced with the mole paradox. I puked, and then I ate it.

the mole paradox by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 6, 2010

Gash Mole 

Gash Mole is a derogatory word use to define sluts (for the female) or dickheads (for the male).

For the female, it is when you see a girl that is so obviously a slut that you want to yell out 'show us your Gash you Mole" but instead you just use the less offensive, shortened warcry "Gashmole!"

For the male, it is when your friend is being such a pussy in certain situations that their head transforms into a giant vagina, you are forced to say "Gashmole!".

youve become the worst kind of Gash Mole

Gash Mole by CharlieLove777 <3 November 22, 2011

coco-mole 

A coco-mole is a huge mole, or a person who has one in a visible place. It can also be used to describe any thing, object or place when used in the following sentence which is pronounced with an Italian gangster accent-'El Coco-mole es very bad'.

Anna: Oh my god look at that boys huge mole
katy: yes, el coco-mole es very bad.

example 2

Anna: Oh god this food tastes horrible
Katy: yes, el coco-mole es very bad.

coco-mole by Annabombanna July 31, 2006

riding the naked mole rat 

The intentional misuse of erectile disfunction medication by males in order to achieve a longer lasting erection, thus giving him more time to make his partner orgasm. This term is not confined only to the elderly population as younger people are suspect as well.

Man, Hunter wanted to make his and Krystin's five month anniversary something special so he tried riding the naked mole rat. Poor guy ended up in the hospital because of it.

riding the naked mole rat by SpikeyDogCollar December 8, 2005

Cole Mayer (The Mole)

A short, annoying kid with a high ass voice who nobody likes. He has Justin Bieber hair, and just never shuts up about shit nobody cares about. The type of kid to have all of his school projects done by his parents.

Don't you just love it when Cole Mayer (The Mole) rages at 2k18 in the middle of your conversation.

Cole Mayer (The Mole) by Bobby Boberson December 3, 2018

Whack a mole

When you smack you dick on a prolapsed anust befor it gets sucked back down the hole.

I gave her the pink sock.. then played Whack a Mole.

Whack a mole by xXxenophobe February 25, 2009