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ugly naked mole rat

what you and ur bff call each other
by NoneOfUrBeeswaxSister February 4, 2022
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urban dictionary whack-a-mole

To remove new urban dictionary definitions the day they appear, particularly when online bullies add definitions which contain full names. Such quick action prevents such terms being indexed in other sites.
Unfortunately when you play urban dictionary whack-a-mole you're limited to removing only five definitions per day.
by billthecat November 7, 2012
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Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole

Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.
"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"
by Racer XXX March 23, 2022
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Thats what mole man said

Used in the case when a person has said a phrase in which was not funny, or used lame comedy, but in which they thought was funny themselves, And is replied with thats what mole man said.
Person - What do you call if you cross a kangaroo and a trampoline.... A wooly jumper

2nd Person - Thats what mole man said

Can be shortened to TWMMS, Usually for online use.
by Mini-Coops January 7, 2011
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marsupial mole

The marsupial mole is a small, burrowing mammal endemic to the sandy deserts and arid grasslands of central Australia, primarily found in the Northern Territory and Western Australia. It is also known as the "itjaritjari" to the Arrernte people of Central Australia. Marsupial moles are small and elusive creatures, seeing one in the wild brings 5 years of good luck.

Due to its beauty and supposed mystical power the delicate fur is a prized commodity, commonly used as an appliqué for the loincloths of men who need to compensate for other “deficiencies” in their life.

The marsupial mole was a marvel to behold, with its silky fur and tiny, shovel-like claws adapted for digging through the sandy soil.
Anna’s mind wandered, eventually returning to the thought of the golden fur of a marsupial mole hanging off his loincloth. As this crossed her mind she let out a little giggle and scoff “what a dag”, trying to hide her secret desire for this loincloth clad man in her mind.
by Volando Con El Viento May 6, 2024
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mole pole

by Dax patterson January 18, 2024
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negroid mole creature

A man from Virginia that’s friends with a man from texas
Hop on bo6 you fucking negroid mole creature
by Wendigo_0001 December 7, 2024
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