sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.

CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

by the dawgie July 6, 2010

Shit Mate

A friend that bails on plans.

A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.

You are a SHIT MATE

by shitttttmatttteeee June 21, 2011

dick-mate

in any type of game needing more then one player. a team-mate who will directly or indirectly affect the game's out come for the worse.

man 1: ugghh man i really got shot by a lot of those paintballs. thanks a lot dick-mate.

Dick-mate: ohh sorry i totally forgot about you out there, i was off doing my own thing.... whoops

by not a dick-mate October 17, 2011

Frat Material

Any type of fabric silk, cashmere, etc that automatically attracts a hoard of bitches.

After wearing a tommy bahama shirt made out of some fresh frat material, John was surrounded by more bitches than he could count.

by PMPmstr April 20, 2015

Popcorn Material

When there is drama involving a person or people you know so laughable, you gain genuine entertainment from watching it play out. It's almost movie-level drama, hence eating the popcorn.

"Yo, did you hear Stacy and Kevin started hooking up? That's gonna end horribly."
"Yeah I know, but it's actually hilarious. I think this is gonna end up as total popcorn material."

by raventhor January 25, 2016

orgasm material

when a piece of apparel is so fucking soft you just want to jack off to it

dayummmm i just got these new joggers and they are orgasm material for sure!

by squatfucker420 June 8, 2017

Sorry mate

An expression you say to someone who has just been absolutely roasted or to someone who has been through something harsh. It is meant to be sarcastic and has extra effect if said with a scouse (Liverpudlian) accent.

Made famous by the popular youtuber Cluxxed

1-“my dog just died”
2-“Sorry Mate!”

by 4dabinz June 13, 2018