When a female woman (with a cooder) makes out with a male fucking dude (with a penis) who also happens to have a mustache. The feeling of one mustached partner kissing another is relative to a massage on the upper inner lip of the other partner. Very exotic & rare.
by Club 500 September 11, 2011
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The mustache said if we sold as many records as Britney Spears we would be as successful"
At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.
If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.
At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.
If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.
by John Durr August 19, 2008
Get the Mustache mug.Basically, after your bitch or lady friend comes back top side after tossing your salad, she exhibits a brown ring on her top lip.
"I know I didn't wipe too good so this bitch is definitely coming up with a polish mustache in full effect."
by Joecefius March 3, 2008
Get the polish mustache mug.The act of sucking anus, while the other defecates while in public, MUST BE mushy poop, no liquid with articles of corn and high fiber.
by Bob America July 6, 2008
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Get the kool-aid mustache mug.When you find a stranger, knock them unconscious, and shave off their pubes. Then, while they are still incapacitated, you microwave the shavings and tape them under your victims nose in the shape of a mustache. At this point, you will have to start running because the atrocious smell produced by the newly formed pube-stache will jolt your victim awake.
Did you hear Bob lost his sense of smell? I guess someone gave him the ol' Argentinian Mustache. The shame alone drove his wife to infidelity. Pity.
by foxwell adams April 21, 2011
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