Michael

Michael is the name of many people that are awesome. People with the name Michael are very intelligent, they can solve questions faster than others. A person with the name Michael is very popular and has many friends, he makes makes friends wherever he meets because he is very funny, nice, cool, and caring. All people with the name Michael are really hot and cute, the second girls see a person named Michael for the first time they instantly want to be his girlfriend. When you meet a person named Michael for the very first time and you do not know his name yet, the first thing he says will instantly make you want to be his friend. People named Michael are very nice to everyone. When they see someone in need they always come to ask what's wrong. When they see a person in need of food, money, or a home, he goes to them and gives them all he has in his pockets. a Michael will always listen to what you have to say, he will never be rude and puts his friends and family before him. A person named Michael will always defend you no matter what. Michael is never a boring person and always like to have fun and laugh. When you see Michael he will always be smiling. A Michael is extremely strong but doesn't fight without a reason. All people named Michael are gentlemen and will always think about what you need. Overall Michael is the coolest, most amazing, funny, hot, cute, dependable, and the bravest person there is.

Person1:Wow look at that guy!
Person2:Oh that's Michael.

Girl 1:Do you think Michael is hot?
Girl 2:Of course! I don't know why he doesn't have a girlfriend though.
Michael:Because I know my friends like those girls.

Person 1:Aw man I don't have any seats.
Michael:Here take mine.

Michael:Hey Michael you're cool.
Michael:You too Michael.

by MAIKERU November 25, 2013

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jesse michaels

musical legend who is best known for being singer/songwriter of skacore pioneers Operation Ivy. after their breakup in 1989, he was in Big Rig for a while, until that broke up. he devoted about 10 years to "finding himself", which spurred severals rumors ranging from him becoming a monk to dying. he formed Common Rider in 1999 with two members of the famous Screeching Weasel, and Common Rider broke up in 2002 (i believe). he is a prophetic genius and should be looked up to as such.

Jesse Michaels is an idol to many

by lalalalalalal September 3, 2004

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Michael Bay

A deviant sex act in which you set off an M80 next to the woman’s head right before climax.
While she’s temporarily blinded and deafened, you finish in her ass and steal 14 dollars from her purse.

I totally pulled a Michael Bay on that girl I met at the Black Eyed Peas concert and she STILL called me the next day.

by mmcluhan December 17, 2011

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michael

Every other dude you meet

There's like 12,390,658 Michaels born a second.

by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

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Michael Cera complex

Having an intense attraction to any and all guys that possess the trademark characteristics of Michael Cera. These may include delicate features, lankiness, subtle sarcasm in almost every sentence, an adorably shy personality, a sweet smile, meek but also defensive if need be, and a hopeless romantic.

"That guy over there is so cute. Look at his adorable face! Aww, he stands awkwardly too!"

"Girl, you have a serious Michael Cera complex."

by ewokmogwai June 11, 2013

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