Matt by day, eboy by night. When the sun sets Matt transforms into his hidden persona XEEV. Dubbed by some Japan's GDP, he spends countless restless hours melting his eyes to provide a simple income for Japanese animators, such humble work people say. Xeev's hair is as dark as Midnight's shadow and eyes as brown as the crevices of an Canadian Oak tree. But when the sun arises, Xeev is transformed to average Matt, so subtle but so beautiful. When he sleeps, as he regularly does, rumours says harps can be heard softly echoing from his larynx resembling a nightingale's melody serenading between the descending damp maple leaves on the first of fall. Legend has it the power of e-boy xeev can only be broken by the reparation of Matt's broken heart, and this hero will be a king
Corey: Hey have you heard about *corey whispers* xeev
Ben: Xeev!
Corey: Shh not that loud, he might hear you. Xeev or you may call him Matt , Matt is the demon amongst us
Ben: Hear me, idiot, Corey we are in the middle of Lake eyre's saltflat the closest person is 200km away
*Dustcloud gathers on the horizon*
Ben: What the hell is that
*XEEV appears informant of Ben's eyes*
Xeev - Sunachiiiiiiii
*Ben's atoms disparate in the point zero of an atomic explosion*
Ben: Xeev!
Corey: Shh not that loud, he might hear you. Xeev or you may call him Matt , Matt is the demon amongst us
Ben: Hear me, idiot, Corey we are in the middle of Lake eyre's saltflat the closest person is 200km away
*Dustcloud gathers on the horizon*
Ben: What the hell is that
*XEEV appears informant of Ben's eyes*
Xeev - Sunachiiiiiiii
*Ben's atoms disparate in the point zero of an atomic explosion*
by Daniel5tookenham February 23, 2022
"Check that out bro, she's a total Matt Special"
"Did you see how big those were? That was for sure a Matt Special".
"Did you see how big those were? That was for sure a Matt Special".
by bevo2284 August 11, 2011
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Mr. Eeman: Royce, it's okay. I know, I know, you lost to Matt Hughes, but, did you really think you'd win?
Royce: Yes.
Mr. Eeman: But your stand-up skills suck. Matt's way stronger than you, and he can also grapple.
Royce: If there were no rounds and no time limits, I would have won!
Mr. Eeman: Sure you would..I know, I know...you're still the best man!
Royce: Yes.
Mr. Eeman: But your stand-up skills suck. Matt's way stronger than you, and he can also grapple.
Royce: If there were no rounds and no time limits, I would have won!
Mr. Eeman: Sure you would..I know, I know...you're still the best man!
by Jeff Goven, the Grapplin' Chaplain May 28, 2006
A brilliant, charming, handsome male who is usually dominant over other male specimen of the human race a.k.a. king of the waterhole It is said to be that anyone who holds this holy name will be granted with the gift of eternal sexy-ness. Commonly mistaken for JESUS.
by Definitely NOT Matt Staib August 09, 2008
A parasitic maneuver in which a male glides his erect penis within the crevasses of a woman/man's ass, until he feels inclined to orgasm. The cherry on top of the occasion requires that the male splooge all over the victim's back.
by shamonajackson March 24, 2011