just tell em were making ramen

when the cops pull up to your vehicle and ask why its hella smokey..... just tell em were making ramen!

cops: why is it hella smokey?
me: just tell em were making ramen!

by sheramen October 2, 2016

I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity

I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.

by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020

Greatest Achievement of Mankind

Synonym for philosophy.

I have a PHD in the Greatest Achievement of Mankind.

by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021

Malking

The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face.

I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face.

by click25 May 31, 2009

making a Japanese flag

A much classier way of saying "on the rag", making a Japanese flag is the process of taking a white sanitary napkin and putting a big red blot in the middle of it.

Jacob: Dude, what crawled up Linda's ass today?

Robert: She's making a Japanese flag.

Jacob: Ohhhhhhhhhhh....

by tunnelr@ September 28, 2009

mashing brakes

(adj.) a slang term used to describe sex, in a literal or boasting sense.

ex. 1
Dane: Dude I was so drunk last night and went home with this hotass bitch
Chris: For real? Did you guys have sexual intercourse?
Dane: Not at first, then later on we ended up mashing brakes

ex. 2
Jeff: You and stephanie were so loud last night, were you two doing what I THINK you were doing?
Matt: Yeah man, we were mashing brakes sooo hard.

by GinjerNinjaronimator December 30, 2009

Mankindy

The quality of attributing the history and experiences of a particular group of white upwardly mobile Europeans to all humans and all time.

Did he really just say "We're living in a post-racial America"? How mankindy, thought Shaylih.

by dexter_z July 6, 2010