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Mantext

Text message sent from a straight male to another straight male, or from a straight male to a lesbian consisting of the word "Mantext," some play on words containing "mantext" within, or any phrase including or ending with "mantext."

In essence, "Mantext" operates on the theory that non-sexuomantic texts are always meant with a degree of disappointment, especially those from men (your bros) labeled "Mantext."

The most demoralizing Mantexts are received by those anxiously anticipating a ladytext, preferably on a rainy Friday or Saturday night while watching Redtube.
"Mantext ."

"Lets not argue about semantexts."

"I got 99 problems and a Mantext is one."

"Mo Mantext Mo Problems."

"Happiness is a Warm Mantext ."

"Mantexter United"

"Mantexter City"

"I hope you're not mantexturbating right now."

"The I v s b e Mantext "

"Holy Mantext Batman!"

"Mantext Episode IV: A New Mantext "

"Mantext Episode V: The Empire Mantexts Back"

"Mantext Episode VI: Return of the Mantext "

"Michael Manntext"

"Payton Manntext"

"Mantext Ramirez"

"Hevenu Shalom A-mantext !"

"Did somebody order a Mantext ?"

"It's raining Mantexts!"

"Mantexts of Mass Destruction."

"MANTEXT ACCOMPLISHED"

"To Mantext or not to Mantext."

"There's no Mantext in team"

"But there's a Mantext in win."

"I'm gonna make you a Mantext you can't refuse."

"Official U.S. Military Policy: Don't man, don't text."
by yourfrienddan October 3, 2009
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High Maitenanced

Sum1 who only buys brand name clothes, teases poorer ppl, makes fun of ppl who r smart and buy reasonable priced clothes, inlove with makeup more than anything, thinks they are on fuckin MTV!!!!!wen theyre not!!!!
biitch thats high maitenanced: oh ew look those clothes they are not brand named!!!!! i only wear brand name cuz im shallow and im spoiled and a biitch slut whore fag cunt prick etc....im so sexy.
by jennylovesean April 26, 2006
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Malte

Malte is a massive simp. Especially when it comes to Sakura he really loves that fictional anime character.
Person 1: Damn Sakura is shit
Malte: Bro Sakura is so freaking good. Definitely a hard simp from me
by SomeGuyFromEarth April 20, 2021
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Martell

Hot damn look at Martell finish her test early!
by hotdiggitydamn January 15, 2019
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Mactememstupiddumslowmo

1. To be totaly dislexic and retarded while being physically slow.
2. To be totaly confused and unable to speak correctly
Commonly used in insurance/banking organisations in Australia.
Oh "name" your such a Mactememstupiddumslowmo.
Im having a Mactememstupiddumslowmo day.
by 2spesh4u August 14, 2006
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Martez

A man who will be a ‘friend’ but will also beg you for food. You might get tired of him but you keep him around for good laughs.
Dude I kinda hate martez but he’s also a good friend
by That one gay dude December 6, 2021
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Malte

Very cool. Good at rocket leauge. :) very thin like paper cut in half and very tall like a bed. Emil is a simp name btw :)
by maltis06! October 6, 2020
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