The undisputed GOAT of our era. Everytime Oli G gets mentioned in conversation a sort of holy gregorian hymn plays in the background as the participants become enlightened for a few moments at in the mere presence of the name itself.
by SomeGuyFromEarth March 17, 2025
Oli G is the pinnacle of homonid evolution, the enlightener of minds, the creator of miracles and the crowner of Popes. Peter Parker was bit by a spider, which turned him into spiderman. Oli G was bit by a goat, which turned him into the GOAT.
Oli G IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. Nobody else knocks without the consent Oli G, lest they want to suffer a most horendous death.
Oli G IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. Nobody else knocks without the consent Oli G, lest they want to suffer a most horendous death.
Human 1: Dude I need to go knock on that door
Human 2: Remeber to ask Oli G
Human 1: Oh yeah, thanks for the heads up
Human 2: Remeber to ask Oli G
Human 1: Oh yeah, thanks for the heads up
by SomeGuyFromEarth March 26, 2025
The crancker of 90s, the collector of dubs and the drinker of Monster. Wildyr is NOT to be trifled with, any lesser spotted Wildyr will react with decisive speed and box you in, trapping you.
P.S Wildyr is a part time mayor of Tilted Towers, so show some respect when landing there.
P.S Wildyr is a part time mayor of Tilted Towers, so show some respect when landing there.
Gamer 1: Dude, I'm landing Tilted
Gamer 2: Watch out for Mayor Wildyr, he likes to box in players and trap them
Gamer 2: Watch out for Mayor Wildyr, he likes to box in players and trap them
by SomeGuyFromEarth March 26, 2025
Wildyr is a GOATED Fortnite connoisseur, lady pleaser and part time Mayor of Tilted Towers. Bro's side hustle is a being a delivery driver for Tomato Town.
P.S: His favourite food is Durr Burgers.
P.S: His favourite food is Durr Burgers.
Person 1: OMG dude Tilted is SOOO GOATED
Person 2: Yeah dude, the new Mayor REALLY improved the place, Wildyr is amazing
Person 2: Yeah dude, the new Mayor REALLY improved the place, Wildyr is amazing
by SomeGuyFromEarth March 17, 2025
Oli G definition: Oli G is the pinnacle of homonid evolution, the enlightener of minds, the creator of miracles and the crowner of Popes. Peter Parker was bit by a spider, which turned him into spiderman. Oli G was bit by a goat, which turned him into the GOAT.
Oli G IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. Nobody else knocks without the consent Oli G, lest they want to suffer a most horrendous death.
Oli G IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. Nobody else knocks without the consent Oli G, lest they want to suffer a most horrendous death.
Person 1: Dude, I need to go knock on that door
Person 2: Remember to ask Oli G
Person 1: Oh yeah, thanks for the heads up
Person 2: Remember to ask Oli G
Person 1: Oh yeah, thanks for the heads up
by SomeGuyFromEarth March 26, 2025
Malte is a massive simp. Especially when it comes to Sakura he really loves that fictional anime character.
by SomeGuyFromEarth April 20, 2021