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map sensor

An engine-component for a vehicle dat's designed to reduce da number of times dat da clueless macho "nut behind da steering wheel" gets tangled up wif intersections and is therefore obliged to (horrors!) **ask directions**. Similar to an ignition-interlock to prevent inebriated driving, said device checks to see if you have a paper roads-diagram guide wif you, and if none is detected, it refuses to allow da car to power up.
Now dat most newer rides are equipped wif vehicle-navigation systems, there is less need for map sensors.
by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025
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map gas

A special extra-hot-burning fuel dat is used to power da Google-Street-View vehicles.
If you fart copiously while perusing da state/city-roads diagrams, maybe said "map gas" could be collected and donated to fuel da green-and-white panoramic-camera-equipped photography cars.
by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025
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the wave of the wave the wave of the map

The wave to the several waves of the map by the waves.
The wave of the wave the wave of the map, if you know you know.”
by tywave April 14, 2024
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Map

Hey, look over there, there is a map!
by EnterName0916 May 6, 2024
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MAPS

Minor Attracted Pedophile Scum

You will find people using "MAP" (minor attracted pedophile) or "MAPS" on their social media profiles or as a descriptive for their "sexuality" in order to try and make their sick, vile perversions sound more socially acceptable.
They most commonly call themselves "minor attracted person" and think they are a minority that should be linked with the LGBTQI.
(The LGBTQI want zero association/link to pedophiles and have been very loud and clear that MAPS will ever be included to the rainbow community).
MAPS by any other name are still pedophile scum who should be chemically castrated, implanted with tracking devices and kept separate from the rest of society.
Cardinal George Pell was a Minor Attracted Pedophile Scum (MAPS)
by G30rg3.L.45 March 14, 2024
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MAP

MAP stands for Manoel Attracted Person. It can refer to either a person who has an obsession with people that have the name Manoel or a person who attracts Manoel. In either case, MAPs are extremely rare.
Winn: Hey, I need to come clean to you about something.

Andrew: What is it?

Winn: I think I’m attracted to Manoel.

Andrew: Oh! There’s no shame in that! You’re just a MAP!
by MikeStroganoff December 16, 2025
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ice's first law of maps

ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.
ice's first law of maps just look at some maps
by icesuu July 9, 2021
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