quarantine masturbation routine

One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.

I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!

by eda-skip November 23, 2021

masturbation

something a guy has to do every day if he hasnt had sex or it will come out at night in the form of a wet dream and mess up his boxers

brb gotta go masturbate

by sycop August 21, 2006

Masturbation

playing with a women's pussy using (toys hands fruits)

Selena's so horny every morning I see a video of her doing masturbation on Pornhub

by love florida August 21, 2016

angry masturbation on a hangover

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.

The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

by douchewad September 2, 2006

mutal masturbation

Getting fingerd whist wanking off your man!!

its good for her & GR8 4 him

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003

Narcissistic Masturbation

The act of having sex or doing sexual things with someone so similar to you, they could nearly be called a clone.

Andrew: Ah man i just slept with Jessica!

Dave: What?! She is exactly like you! You look and act like you could be the same person!

Andrew: I know, it was some serious Narcissistic Masturbation!

by Kurutoro August 16, 2011

Masturbation

The act of one touching and rubbing their genitals to induce sexual pleasure, often to the point of orgasm.
The most common age group to engage in this act are teens and young adults. Research show that the average age for one to start is 12.8, and the average for one to finally stop is 29.6. In some religions, particularly Christianity, masturbation is considered a sin.

A very common act for teens to do is masturbation.

by brianbuddy2 ACP December 22, 2018