A sexy mysterious dream girl, her beauty will stun you in a heartbeat and if you happen to survive the shock you'll only start convulsing once she speaks to you for the first time with the voice of an angle. Only the ancient Gods of Olympus could have designed such a muse, she's smart, funny, humble, creative, artistic, plays music and is genuinely one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. In the wise words of Special38, the now defunct Southern Rock band from the 80s, hold on loosely but don't let it go.
"Fuck that girl, Harper Mahood, is a bombshell 10/10 how am I gonna go and get her number?"
"Dude you could never man I hear she's dating a guy named Zach Jones."
"Dude you could never man I hear she's dating a guy named Zach Jones."
by Mr.Rubberfunkyamotha January 17, 2024
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Usually caused by:
• Tree rebounds
• Putt that roles back
• Steep sand bunker shot that roles back
• The golf gods personally intervening
The term was coined by the not-so legendary golfer Cody Fish, who hit a beautiful 5 iron into a tree so hard the ball rolled back past him. Witnesses report that upon impact he shouted “Darsh!” and when the ball rolled back past his feet, he quietly added “…Mahoo.”
In advanced analytics, a Darsh Mahoo is recorded as –X yards gained.
Usually caused by:
• Tree rebounds
• Putt that roles back
• Steep sand bunker shot that roles back
• The golf gods personally intervening
The term was coined by the not-so legendary golfer Cody Fish, who hit a beautiful 5 iron into a tree so hard the ball rolled back past him. Witnesses report that upon impact he shouted “Darsh!” and when the ball rolled back past his feet, he quietly added “…Mahoo.”
In advanced analytics, a Darsh Mahoo is recorded as –X yards gained.
by Mahooseph March 9, 2026
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A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.
Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.
Friend: What is that?
Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
Friend: What is that?
Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
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by •.•Oop1123 April 5, 2020
Get the Loolie And Macooli mug.Revoking your manhood card is a phrase. For example, if your friend says that he is revoking your manhood card, it probably means you did something very feminine or unmanly, so he is taking away your manhood status. Thus revoking your manhood card, banishing you from manhood.
He said he would be revoking your manhood card, Jim. I'm sorry, I tried to make him reconsider. He's too angry, he's going to take it away.
by dimitrigucci April 7, 2024
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