vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

by pdobrinen October 17, 2009

Verbal Machinegun

Verbal Machinegun: The act of a person talking so much and so fast, its like being hit with words spat forth from a machinegun.

Bob: "So there I was, I was like, oh my god, that chick is so hot I just wanted to do here you know? I can't believe how hot she is, do you think she'll do me? I mean if I buy her enough drinks she might but who really knows if she will or not because women are-"

Bill: "Dude, you're a verbal machinegun! Slow down!"

by odeg October 20, 2009

Goo Machine

A vagina

Im going to put my hand in your Goo Machine

by bacon69 February 6, 2010

Treble Machine

A factory car stereo with unintelligible bass.

or...

A reference to a car notorious for negative bass, i.e. your Grandmother's Buick with all presets on AM talk radio.

Dude, crank the treble machine.

I'm not driving your treble machine, yo.

by moxie_mama April 20, 2010

Pulling Machine

A person (mainly a boy) who is usually seen chatting up girls (or boys) at parties. They may have numerous girls (or boys) around him/her. The term comes from the term "pull" meaning to attract someone to a point where they start to have casual sex.

Guy 1: "Did you see Ryan with those birds?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's an A-class pulling machine!"

by donkin' D December 21, 2010

Self machine

Another name for a human so called because most humans are very very selfish. They only look out for there own asses and if you can look out for or help your self that just tough.

Most people are just self machines.

by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011

claw-machine

A game often featured in arcades which moves a claw around a box in attempt to capture an item (most likely a stuffed-animal, ball, or small toy) and drop said item into a slot so that you can claim your prize and become a complete pimp on the playground. This game can be ridiculously hard at times, and the cause of difficulty may vary from the claw being too weak to you simply being completely uneducated in the ways of the claw. Play at your own risk, however, for poor results can, and will, lead to: deppresion, frustration, loss of quarters, anger, bullying from the pimp who won something, crying, and having your hopes and dreams crushed.

Timmy won three stuffies from the claw-machine, and is now a huge pimp.

by Ory Alexander Lanka July 20, 2014