John moment

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.

Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.

by Chuggington December 28, 2016

slow moment

a DUH....moment..its where u forgot what u did or what u were going to do

bob:hey cindy..did u knw wrestling comes on tonight??
cindy:oh okay ill watch it

(15 minutes later)

bob:are u watching wrestling
cindy:OHHHH SHOOT...
bob and cindy:SLOW MOMENT

by asdfwaertawfgsaef June 28, 2010

Batesy Moment

(Noun)

A moment of unparrelled clarity or understanding followed by a random thought.

(Origin: Hull, Alex Bates)

Jon: "Damn i can't get this math prob!"
Alex: "It's 74...Mmm cheese"
Kev: "Another Batesy moment..."

by Jonesy1548 August 15, 2006

Thoma Moment

When you negotiate a huge price down to 0.003% of its original price of mora in genshin impact.

What!?1/ She went from 2 million mora to 600 mora?
Real Thoma Moment right here.

by Tonkatron5000 July 21, 2021

Fizz moment

When you feel a sudden rush of love and happiness towards your significant other and it makes you fizz with happiness.

"Wow, I just had a fizz moment, I love you so much!"

by doggydoo12 May 8, 2014

hayato moment

when your dad is an explosion serial killer and you can't tell anybody that he is or else they will die.

my dad is actually a serial killer that is 33 years of age? this really be a hayato moment

by SBD2042 September 8, 2020

Jus Moment

When Jus is being Jus

The term Jus Moment mean jus is jus. Travis: “Straighttt up”. Jus: “STRRRRRRAAIIIGGHHTTT UPPPP”. When Jus is an idiot fuck.

by phil16couillard September 6, 2019