the cats minge

something that is really good. like saying the dogs bollocks.

mum that beef stew was the cats minge.

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Minge-weasel

n. A middle-aged man with floppy hair, cream chinos and a sports jacket.

Your boss is an odious minge-weasel

by captainchuffnuts June 25, 2009

Minge Pith

Fragments of soggy toilet roll that are usually found hidden amongst the sweaty folds of a woman’s clunge.

Last night I rubbed me knob around her beef curtains and when I looked down there was a soggy lump of minge pith stuck me bell end.

by scruffystuff June 11, 2012

Ming Yu

Beauty, cute, intelligence, angelic, and not to mention wonderful and so fine ^_~ and so soft, warm, cuddly.. there is but ONE Ming Yu in existance though.. and she's mine damn it.. XD

This girl I met was a Ming Yu because she was near perfection, but then I noticed she had a flaw so she wasn't a Ming Yu after all..

by Diego Staricewing March 21, 2004

ginge minge

a vagina surrounded by ginger pubes, just like emmas.

me: shut up emma, ginge minge. at least my minge isn't ginge. ginge minge!
emma: i know, i'm sorry.

by sarah July 15, 2004

Ming-Monged

A state of severe intoxication, unable to function properly as a result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Alan had so much to drink last night that he was ming-monged

by Karl/S September 25, 2006

ming mung

A minger covered in mung

That bitch is a dirty ming mung. She is minging and was also covered in 4 day old mung

by Rick** May 27, 2006